Jun. 26, 2011 at 6:20pm with 13 notes
Lil moar about me:

Top 10 interests/hobbies:

  • Drinking
  • Driving (not in conjunction with drinking)
  • Knowing things
  • Changing laughs every 6-months or so, for some reason…
  • Being flirty with women I’d never date
  • Being flirty with women I would date
  • Being flirty
  • Saying “I need to work out” then eating tonnes of shit
  • Facebook/Tumblr/Twitter
  • Playing with my iPhone in awkward situations


Top 10 quotes:

  • “In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king” - Erasmus of Rotterdam
  • “Sometimes a sigh is a song, and a breath is a melody” - The Cat Empire
  • “It’s not gay if he pays you or it’s underwater” - Andy Botwin (Weeds)
  • “To be honest with you, Diane, I’m surprised.” - Erica (Family Guy)
  • “Implied Lisa, or implode?” - Homer Simpson
  • “Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill” - Blade
  • “Time is a great healer. Unless you’ve got a rash, in which case you’re better off with ointment” - Holly (Red Dwarf)
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  • “It’s better to have loved and to have lost than to listen to an album by Olivia Newton-John” - Holly (Red Dwarf)
  • “You take away the old, show me the new, and I feel like I can fly when I stand next to you” - Blue October
  • “Whatapooftah”/”Filfee” - Myself


Top 25 bands (alphabetical):

  • Avenged Sevenfold
  • The Beatles
  • Blind Guardian
  • Blue October
  • The Cat Empire
  • Cold Chisel
  • Deftones
  • Dethklok
  • Enter Shikari
  • HIM
  • Iron Maiden
  • Journey
  • Karnivool
  • Led Zeppelin
  • Metallica
  • Nine Inch Nails
  • Parkway Drive
  • Pink Floyd
  • Porcupine Tree
  • Rage Against the Machine
  • Rammstein
  • The Sensational Alex Harvey Band
  • Slayer
  • Underoath
  • The Wombats


Top 15 artists (alphabetically):

  • Ayreon
  • Bruce Springsteen
  • Chris Cornell
  • Chuck Berry
  • Dean Martin
  • Elvis Presley
  • Eric Clapton
  • Frank Sinatra
  • Gary Moore
  • Gotye
  • Jeff Buckley
  • Jimi Hendrix
  • Jon English
  • Mike Oldfield
  • Tony Bennett


Top 15 movies (alphabetically):

  • Alien/Aliens/Alien³/Resurrection 
  • Back to the Future Part I/Part II/Part III
  • The Boondock Saints
  • The Breakfast Club
  • Casablanca
  • Die Hard/2/With a Vengeance/4.0
  • Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
  • The Godfather/Part II/Part III
  • Phantom of the Paradise
  • Pulp Fiction
  • Rear Window
  • Scarface
  • Speed
  • The Warriors
  • Toy Story/2/3


Top 50 TV shows (alphabetically):

  • The Adventures of Lano & Woodley
  • American Dad!
  • Aqua Teen Hunger Force
  • Arrested Development
  • Arthur
  • The Big Bang Theory
  • Blackadder
  • Black Books
  • Breaking Bad
  • Chappelle’s Show
  • Cheers
  • Coupling
  • Criss Angel Mindfreak
  • The Dudesons
  • Entourage
  • Family Guy
  • Fawlty Towers
  • Firefly
  • Frasier
  • Ghost Adventures
  • Happy Days
  • The Honeymooners
  • How I Met Your Mother
  • The Inbetweeners
  • The IT Crowd
  • It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia 
  • Jackass
  • Kingdom Hospital
  • Leverage
  • LOST
  • Metalocalypse
  • The Mighty Boosh
  • Mork & Mindy
  • Nurse Jackie
  • The Office (US)
  • Prison Break
  • Red Dwarf
  • Robot Chicken
  • Scrubs
  • Skins
  • South Park
  • That 70s Show
  • True Blood
  • The Sopranos
  • Stargate SG-1/Atlantis/Universe
  • Viva la Bam
  • The Walking Dead
  • Weeds
  • Wildboyz
  • Will & Grace


Top 10 video games (alphabetically):

  • Audiosurf
  • Counter-Strike: Source
  • Crash Bandicoot
  • Die Hard Trilogy
  • Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock
  • Insurgency 
  • Portal/Portal 2
  • Postal 2
  • Super Mario Bros.
  • Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 2


Top 10 closing statements:

  • Ciao
  • Au Revoir
  • Cheers, cunt
  • kthxbai
  • Laters
  • Byyye (in stupid accent)
  • *flamboyant wave*
  • ta-ta
  • See-ya (in swift bogan accent)
  • bu-bye
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